Funny things I Learned From The Movies

Below is a pretty great list of things that all of us have learned from movies.

1. The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love.
2. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
3. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off—even while scuba diving.

• Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
• The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective – or give him 48 hours to finish the job.
• It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.
• It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
• A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

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1. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
2. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
3. Dogs always know who’s bad and will naturally bark at them
4. Computers never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.

• When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a bill – just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
• Kitchens don’t have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.
• When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

Thanking you, Aman Mourya

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