A relationship between ‘Wife & Husband’ should not be like fish and fisherman, but must be like ‘Fish & Water’. Relationship of a husband and a wife is a wonderful source of humorous. Hereby JeevikaMI suggests you some of the best funny sayings about wives. Let’s tackle your funny bones with some funny Quotes about Wife – Read humorously.
Funny Quotes about Wife
What’s the difference between a fiancee and a wife? Approximately 15 kilos.
Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around.
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can’t live without each other.
My wife told me the other day that I don’t take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the patrol pump.
Advise for married men: Never laugh at your wife choices, you are one of them.
Position of husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud he is inside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool and controlled by remote.
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
Advise for every married men: When a wife says What? Its’ not because she didn’t hear you. She is giving you another chance to change what you said.
Behind Every Successful Man there is a Woman
Having a healthy relationship is easier than you think. For better or worse, marriage is about compromise. What I believe is in order to work on a relationship, you must first look at yourself. – A great man without a great woman behind him is like a library without books. Find a very Successful Man and it will be easy to point out The Woman responsible for HIS Success.
Thanking you, Aman Mourya
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